I like my ceramic plates like I like my enterprise deals: hand-fired, needlessly complex, and taking 24 hours just to cool off.
This isn’t just tableware; it’s a physical artifact of your go-to-market strategy. Adorned with a traditional French Toile de Jouy motif, each plate trades idyllic pastoral shepherds for a PowerPoint presentation, Champagne sabering, and a group toast.
Crafted through an agonizingly manual process—hand-painted, glazed, and baked in a kiln hotter than a board meeting after a missed ARR target—this 10” ceramic plate is technically dishwasher safe. However, to preserve the structural integrity of your pipeline (and the vitality of the artwork), we recommend hand-washing it with the same gentle care you use when letting down a warm lead.
Perfect for dinner parties where you want to explain why you have plates decorated in scenes about business dinners.
Set of 8
25 cm/10 in
I like my ceramic plates like I like my enterprise deals: hand-fired, needlessly complex, and taking 24 hours just to cool off.
This isn’t just tableware; it’s a physical artifact of your go-to-market strategy. Adorned with a traditional French Toile de Jouy motif, each plate trades idyllic pastoral shepherds for a PowerPoint presentation, Champagne sabering, and a group toast.
Crafted through an agonizingly manual process—hand-painted, glazed, and baked in a kiln hotter than a board meeting after a missed ARR target—this 10” ceramic plate is technically dishwasher safe. However, to preserve the structural integrity of your pipeline (and the vitality of the artwork), we recommend hand-washing it with the same gentle care you use when letting down a warm lead.
Perfect for dinner parties where you want to explain why you have plates decorated in scenes about business dinners.
Set of 8
25 cm/10 in