I like my ceramic plates like I like my enterprise deals: hand-fired, needlessly complex, and taking 24 hours just to cool off.
This isn’t just tableware; it’s a physical artifact of your go-to-market strategy. Adorned with a traditional French Toile de Jouy motif, each plate trades idyllic pastoral shepherds for pastoral scenes of Champagne sabering, a flaming cocktail, a PowerPoint presentation, and a group toast.
Crafted through an agonizingly manual process—hand-painted, glazed, and baked in a kiln hotter than a board meeting after a missed ARR target—this 10” ceramic plate is technically dishwasher safe. However, to preserve the structural integrity of your pipeline (and the vitality of the artwork), we recommend hand-washing it with the same gentle care you use when letting down a warm lead.
Diameter: 10”
Dishwasher safe, hand wash recommended
Warning: Displaying this plate at personal gatherings may cause an unmanageable urge to ask your family members if they are the primary decision-makers for dessert.
I like my ceramic plates like I like my enterprise deals: hand-fired, needlessly complex, and taking 24 hours just to cool off.
This isn’t just tableware; it’s a physical artifact of your go-to-market strategy. Adorned with a traditional French Toile de Jouy motif, each plate trades idyllic pastoral shepherds for pastoral scenes of Champagne sabering, a flaming cocktail, a PowerPoint presentation, and a group toast.
Crafted through an agonizingly manual process—hand-painted, glazed, and baked in a kiln hotter than a board meeting after a missed ARR target—this 10” ceramic plate is technically dishwasher safe. However, to preserve the structural integrity of your pipeline (and the vitality of the artwork), we recommend hand-washing it with the same gentle care you use when letting down a warm lead.
Diameter: 10”
Dishwasher safe, hand wash recommended
Warning: Displaying this plate at personal gatherings may cause an unmanageable urge to ask your family members if they are the primary decision-makers for dessert.